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post your worst jokes

i'll start:

a termite walks into a bar. he asks, hey is the bar tender here?

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*tiptoes across the room*

once i told a chemistry joke. there was no reaction

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you come for the Golden Sun. You stay for the crazy <3

Misery said:

Common sense is the most uncommon of the senses.

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Dave: I'm becoming a doctor.
Dave: I like people
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Kiri that joke was too Boron for me.

Physics jokes are much better, they have potential.
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boron sounds like a moron suffering from denasalization

okay, i'll stop being a linguist now.

Tawny779 said:

you come for the Golden Sun. You stay for the crazy <3

Misery said:

Common sense is the most uncommon of the senses.

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Dave: I'm becoming a doctor.
Dave: I like people
Dave: ...when they're unconscious

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View PostGalactaRay, on 09 June 2017 - 08:11 AM, said:

Kiri that joke was too Boron for me.
all the exciting chemistry jokes argon

View PostDeltan the Dramatic, on 02 July 2016 - 09:07 PM, said:

Merc, Ignatius [...] these two are roughly equivalent to Exodia the Forbidden one.

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View PostIgnatius, on 10 June 2017 - 05:25 PM, said:


all the exciting chemistry jokes argon

If they're dead we should barium
In space, the stars are paved with gold.
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No, really, who is Ryu Gaia?

Will anybody tell me?

Does anybody know?


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we are sodium funny

View PostDeltan the Dramatic, on 02 July 2016 - 09:07 PM, said:

Merc, Ignatius [...] these two are roughly equivalent to Exodia the Forbidden one.

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you think there are funny people here? i xenon

Tawny779 said:

you come for the Golden Sun. You stay for the crazy <3

Misery said:

Common sense is the most uncommon of the senses.

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Dave: I'm becoming a doctor.
Dave: I like people
Dave: ...when they're unconscious

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That's iron-ic
In space, the stars are paved with gold.
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No, really, who is Ryu Gaia?

Will anybody tell me?

Does anybody know?


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ryu i bet your favorite carnival ride is the ferrous wheel. amirite?

Tawny779 said:

you come for the Golden Sun. You stay for the crazy <3

Misery said:

Common sense is the most uncommon of the senses.

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Dave: I'm becoming a doctor.
Dave: I like people
Dave: ...when they're unconscious







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